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Text[n++]="War does not determine who is right - only who is left. Bertrand Russell";
Text[n++]="Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. Albert Einstein";
Text[n++]="No one can earn a million dollars honestly. William Jennings Bryan ";
Text[n++]="It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. Oscar Wilde";
Text[n++]="The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people. Lucille S Harper";
Text[n++]="You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty. Sacha Guitry ";
Text[n++]="There Are Three Kinds of People - Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't."
Text[n++]="The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. Friedrich Nietzsche"; 
Text[n++]="Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak."
Text[n++]="Never mistake motion for action. Ernest Hemingway";
Text[n++]="Never make the same mistake twice or you'll never get around to all of them.";
Text[n++]="Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them. Dick Van Dyke";
Text[n++]="The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised. George Will";
Text[n++]="Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing. Alexander Woollcott";
Text[n++]="Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't; a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. Horace Walpole";
Text[n++]="Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. Jimmy Durante";
Text[n++]="It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts. G B Burgin";
Text[n++]="To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. Oscar Wilde";
Text[n++]="If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way. Stan Levenson";
Text[n++]="People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.";
Text[n++]="I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. Mark Twain"; 
Text[n++]="Well done is better than well said. Benjamin Franklin";
Text[n++]="A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. Sir Winston Churchill";
Text[n++]="In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; But, in practice, there is. Jan L A van de Snepscheut";
Text[n++]="Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. Paul Erdos";
Text[n++]="My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates";
Text[n++]="Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. Voltaire";
Text[n++]="When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. Mae West"; 
Text[n++]="Happiness is good health and a bad memory. Ingrid Bergman";
Text[n++]="Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. Thomas Jones";
Text[n++]="A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. Douglas Adams";
Text[n++]="Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Albert Einstein"; 
Text[n++]="Great works are performed, not by strength, but by perseverance. Samuel Johnson";
Text[n++]="Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. Plato";
Text[n++]="The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it. George Bernard Shaw";
Text[n++]="Talent does what it can; genius does what it must. Edward George Bulwer-Lytton";
Text[n++]="Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. Aldous Huxley";
Text[n++]="Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. Sherlock Holmes (by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle)";
Text[n++]="The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. James Branch Cabell";
Text[n++]="An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her. Agatha Christie";
Text[n++]="There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true. Sir Winston Churchill";
Text[n++]="You do ill if you praise, but worse if you censure, what you do not understand. Leonardo da Vinci";
Text[n++]="There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. Mahatma Gandhi";
Text[n++]="Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. Jean-Paul Sartre";